A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless.
“Did I Stutter?” · Season 4, Episode 16
In this episode: Michael Scott (1), Stanley Hudson (1), Creed Bratton (1)
It's like I used to tell my wife: I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong. And if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I'll say it to my next one, too.
Friends joke with one another. Hey you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends do.
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