Family time's always best when it's forced.
S2 E17The Brothers Grim
As your brother, your other brother who is less related to you, I officially have your back.
[deadpan] Thanks man.
[to Sandy and Ryan] I think I should head down to prison with you guys and take the day off school. We all know I've have some....behavioral issues this year and I think prison might be...just the thing to scare me straight.
[Sandy smirks while Ryan stares at Seth]
Nice try. [throws Seth an apple, which he catches] Get to school.
Zach???? Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.
Wait, that's Zach on the Vespa?
I didn't think he'd come back. He was in Italy for so long I assumed he bought a villa and opened an espresso bar.
You seem different. You seem like...um––
Like I'm vibrating in a very high frequency.
S2 E18The Risky Business
Just ah, something I picked up in prison.
Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
So... a charity event where the donors keep half the profits and a yard sale with no yard. Hm. So that's how they do it in the OC.
Joan, tell me you didn't order those napkin rings? This is not a mob wedding.
You guys bringing back the comic book?
SZSeth and Zach
No! No. Goodness gracious no!
It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Okay, folks, here's a beautiful Erté-esque statue. Yes, indeed. Very fetching. What do we start the bidding at? $75. I guess it's very "esque"... more "esque" than Erté.
S2 E19The Rager
He doesn't exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless that bag of his is like Mary Poppins'... I wish I'd never made that reference.
Listen, I love girls and I love comics. But the two do not mix, okay? It's gonna be, like, "Let's make their outfits cuter..."
Jules -- how the hell did you find me?
Well, it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voilà.
Cohen learned how to grill this summer. It's a major life achievement.
That's right. I grilled some corn, I grilled some veggies, I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just-- I grilled it.
Cohen, just shut up. 'Cause even when you're not lying, you're lying.
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