[knocking on Ryan's door] Ryan!
Seth, go away! I'm sleeping!
You're sleeping? And you're talking? Ryan, I don't even see how that's possible unless you're talking in your sleep.
S4 E1The Avengers
[on the phone with Summer] Being an expat totally suits me. Except that I miss you! You can only parlais so much français until you start to get a little nostalgic for the motherland.
A table set for four feels kinda weird.
Well, things have been a little weird around here lately. Tonight might not be any different. We shouldn't be expecting any miracles
Zippy one-liners.
Not a lot of smiles.
A few grunts, an occasional shrug.
It'll just like be old times.
You wanna tell them about your new vocation or should I?
I'm not gonna tell them about it and neither are you. [Seth looks at him in disbelief] Sorry, just forget it.
Well, I don't know. Sandy's got a really memory. It's not gonna be so easy for him to forget the kid he adopted and my mom's still kinda fond of you...
Yeah, I'm doing you guys a favor staying away.
You're doing us a favor?!
I'm just a magnet for trouble...Trey, Volchok, you and your family...you're better off without me.
It's not true, it's not your fault. [Ryan looks at him] Any of it.
[to Seth] I don't do sarcasm anymore. I'm post-ironic.
Now, you may never save the planet but you did save us. So, this is our story. It's true, when you showed up, I had a superpower but it was one I didn't want: being invisible. Not as much fun as it sounds.
The Ice Queen was surrounded by an impenetrable force field. Her silver cellphone was her only link to the outside world.
The Litigator strained to hold up the weight of the world, so burdened with the problems of others that he couldn't see those of his own family
One day, the Litigator brought his work home with him. Only this time, his work looked strangely like a young Russell Crowe.
[...]
[drops Ryan off] Well, here we are. That's it. Thanks for taking the time, letting us make fools of ourselves. Meant a lot to Seth, and to Kirsten. Not so much to me. I'm no softie.
S4 E2The Gringos
So where we going?
Mexico.
Perfect. I need Chiclets.
S4 E3The Cold Turkey
You didn't try to help. You didn't even stop.
I got scared. I freaked a hell.
And she died. On the side of the road.
I think about that night every day. It's all I think about. I wish I could take it back.
I don't wanna hear about how bad you feel. Tell me why you did it.
Does it matter?
It matters to me.
I don't know, okay? I mean, I was coming after you. You got the girl I didn't. It was hard for me handle. I just... I wanted you to pull over. And all just... it got out of control.
So what? It was all an accident? A mistake?
I know that doesn't change anything. So if you wanna finish this... I'm not gonna fight back.
I'm not doing any favors. You have to live with what you did. It's over.
We need to do something. We gotta go.
Go? Go where?
The soup kitchen, we're gonna feed the homeless.
Do we have to? We're already feeding Ryan and he was homeless once.
S4 E4The Metamorphosis
[on Summer's answering machine] So... if you don't hear from me for a while, it's not because I don't love you. It's because I do.
Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.
Is that what I'm teaching you?
Pretty much.
Hey, uh, Che, this is my boyfriend Seth. Seth, this is Che.
CChe
Summer, you have a twin flame? [to Seth] I wish I knew you were coming to town. I would have made you a bracelet!
Oh, hey. Where I come from, we just say "hey.".
CChe
Well, to borrow your native tongue... "hey."
You might wanna relax.
Distract me. Tell me more about this, uh, cage fighting. It's been something I've been meaning to get into.
Yeah? Ask me another favor and I'll me happy to show you.
Ooh! Ryan Atwood with a side of sauce! I like it! You're gonna have to do better, though, 'cause all I can think about is him, my husband, [gets a little breathless]... his arms, his smell... making love in the barn in Burgundy...
Sounds like the perfect guy. Why would you want a divorce?
Well despite being agnostic in most things, I do believe in true love and this was not it... Well, back to you and your life. What is your favorite fruit?
[chuckles] Peaches.
He used to say my breasts were like two, soft...
Ryan! There you are! I think there might be something wrong with your phone. I called three times today--
Six, actually.
Oh! Well, um, did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?
Yeah, I did, and I have a question for you. [hands her the document in French] What does that say right there?
Oh, that's just lawyer-speak. You know, party of the first part, party of the second part...
So it doesn't say we had sex, like, thirty times? It took me, like, five hours to translate that.
S4 E5The Sleeping Beauty
"Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;/Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."
Taylor, that's beautiful.
Shakespeare. Old Bill's always good for a line.
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