The O.C. · Season 2
I think when the cops showed up and went to put the cuffs on Marissa he [Trey] did what he had to do to stop them.
What makes you say that?
I was about to do the same thing.
Yeah, sure. The compulsive need to rescue Marissa Cooper must be in the Atwood DNA.
That would explain a lot.
Are you thinking of going undercover? A high school sting operation? Because that would be very 21 Jump Street of you.
Whatever it takes.
Yeah, okay. I get to be Richard Grieco.
I need you help. I have a little quagmire to... un-quag.
For your punishment, I control the radio on the way home.
No. No one who has won on American Idol ever sings in my car.
No pre-nup?
I think a porn scandal more than nullifies that.
How many wines have we tasted?
According to my notes [checks notes], I stopped taking notes.
Should we fire ourselves for drinking on the job?
Drinking was the job. And I did my job really well, because I'm hammered.
I don't believe it, Ryan. Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten.
You okay with that?
Yeah. I just feel like the rest of the world's finally caught up to me. It's a little bit scary.
Yeah, it's a lot scary.
Tell me I'm still special.
I can't believe she beat me.
I can. Can we eat now?
Absolutely not. I won't go down like that. These people look up to me. I'm like a god to them.
So what kind of dancing are we talking about? A little Jazz Step, a little Soft Shoe?
Actually, it's not quite a dance contest.
It isn't?
No.
She's got whipped cream, Seth.
Yeah, I know. Maybe she's... baking a cake.
See, I'm gonna cover myself with whipped cream, and you're gonna lick it all off and eat a cherry out of my mouth before any of the other contestants.
Did she say "cherry"?
If we win, it would mean so much to my grandma. Not having to worry about my college loans. With all the money she spends on medication.
Yeah. It's for Grandma.
She's a great lady, huh? Your mom. What a pistol.
I always thought of her as more of an AK-47.
Look at you, Ma. With a cell phone.
I'm very hip.
I guess so.
I just can't read the buttons.
[on the phone] Sethelah.
Nanelah.
I love my mother. Who else would?
That's terrible!
You wouldn't say the same thing about your dad.
Just go. Sow your oats. Get all of your Coheny-Cohenish-Cohenisms out of your system.
Do you think I look at all like Tony Blair?
Uh, you have nicer hair.
Thank you. Good hair. Leader of Great Britain. I would call it a wash.
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