Just ah, something I picked up in prison.
Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
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