Before Trey, I never actually knew anyone in a coma. Well, I mean on The Valley there's someone in a coma like every week -- but I think that's just so when they wake up, another actor can play the part.
S3 E1The Aftermath
You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour -- God, that is so freakin hot! In a mythic, biblical, Samurai, western kind of way.
[talking to Ryan about Trey, who is in a coma] I kind of like him this way, he's a better listener. Sorry, I get talkative around coma patients. It's a compensation thing.
Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?
Dry cereal from a box and black coffee.
Oh, I love helping sick people. It's just they kept making me sick. So I've been reassigned to gun-shot victims, 'cause you can't catch one of those.
S3 E2The Shape of Things to Come
There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world.
She's Taylor Townsend. She's, like, the Carl Rove of our school.
So you can take Carl Ro- you know who Carl Rove is?
Yeah, my step-mom sometimes naps in front of CNN. I hear things as I'm dragging her off to bed.
I know you don't consider yourself as active.
No, two hobbies: shopping and sunbathing.
Captain Oats is a really good listener. Princess Sparkle, she just kinda stands there and looks cute.
S3 E3The End of Innocence
I will join the synchronized swim team, do rhythmic gymnastics, shot-put, collect stamps, march for women's rights, free animals from laboratories. You know, I will even read comic books with Cohen and his wack pack of social maladjusts. But, drama club: no.
Okay, how about this: you and Marissa run away together.
Uh, last time I tried to run away-
We were ambushed by the cops. Got it. So I guess your not up for the model home idea, either.
Uh, I thought we might be able start off with something that wouldn't involve me getting arrested.
Is it my fault that most of our half-baked adolescent schemes go hopelessly awry and my dad has to bail us out?
Uh, usually, yeah.
So your Grandpa's broke.
Ryan and Marissa don't go to school any more.
Jimmy Cooper just sailed out of town again.
I got two months of detention.
That's the great thing about this place. Nothing ever happens.
S3 E4The Last Waltz
(Leaving a message on Seth's answering machine) Cohizzle, you said you'd only be gone 10 minutes.
S3 E5The Perfect Storm
[Ryan and Seth come into the kitchen for breakfast.]
Where's all the cereal?
Oh, I guess we're out.
There's no bagels either.
I thought we'd try something new.
Mom, listen to me. I know this whole "Cooking with Kirsten" thing is helping you keep focused. But you can not preempt a man's regularly scheduled breakfast. It is a sacred routine.
[At Ryans goodbye dinner.]
Honey, this homemade pah tai is delicious, keep cooking like this we'll save a bundle on takeout.
Oh thank you. I hope everybody likes it, i used tofu instead of shrimp.
Its fine by me, i think I've kinda gone off of seafood for a while.
I for one I love the tofu, tofuna, tofurkey, tobagel with cream tocheese. (Looks around) Too much.
It was a valiant effort.
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