Carter quotes from The O.C.

Carter

Oh, it's just a little thing I like to call my wedding anniversary.

Kirsten

You're divorced.

Carter

No wonder this party sucks.

Kirsten

For your punishment, I control the radio on the way home.

Carter

No. No one who has won on American Idol ever sings in my car.

Kirsten

How many wines have we tasted?

Carter

According to my notes [checks notes], I stopped taking notes.

Kirsten

Should we fire ourselves for drinking on the job?

Carter

Drinking was the job. And I did my job really well, because I'm hammered.