Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.
S2 E17The Brothers Grim
I made a mistake, Kiki... A naked mistake.
Excuse me?
A hundred years ago, a boyfriend convinced me to let him film me. In the act. I was young, living on rum, and I needed the money.
You're still an Atwood. Only a slightly more edgy, darker version, I think. But some people think Ryan's gotten a little softer.
Ryan said you talk a lot.
You can go on with your life, Cal. But I am never leaving this room. My Howard Hughes phase starts now.
Family time's always best when it's forced.
As your brother, your other brother who is less related to you, I officially have your back.
[deadpan] Thanks man.
[to Sandy and Ryan] I think I should head down to prison with you guys and take the day off school. We all know I've have some....behavioral issues this year and I think prison might be...just the thing to scare me straight.
[Sandy smirks while Ryan stares at Seth]
Nice try. [throws Seth an apple, which he catches] Get to school.
Zach???? Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.
Wait, that's Zach on the Vespa?
I didn't think he'd come back. He was in Italy for so long I assumed he bought a villa and opened an espresso bar.
You seem different. You seem like...um––
Like I'm vibrating in a very high frequency.
S2 E18The Risky Business
Just ah, something I picked up in prison.
Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.
Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.
What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.
Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.
So... a charity event where the donors keep half the profits and a yard sale with no yard. Hm. So that's how they do it in the OC.
Joan, tell me you didn't order those napkin rings? This is not a mob wedding.
You guys bringing back the comic book?
SZSeth and Zach
No! No. Goodness gracious no!
It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Okay, folks, here's a beautiful Erté-esque statue. Yes, indeed. Very fetching. What do we start the bidding at? $75. I guess it's very "esque"... more "esque" than Erté.
S2 E19The Rager
He doesn't exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless that bag of his is like Mary Poppins'... I wish I'd never made that reference.
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