Listen, I love girls and I love comics. But the two do not mix, okay? It's gonna be, like, "Let's make their outfits cuter..."
S2 E19The Rager
Jules -- how the hell did you find me?
Well, it was easy, Lance. I just looked for the cheapest, scummiest motel near a liquor store, and voilà.
Cohen learned how to grill this summer. It's a major life achievement.
That's right. I grilled some corn, I grilled some veggies, I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just-- I grilled it.
Cohen, just shut up. 'Cause even when you're not lying, you're lying.
S2 E20The O.C. Confidential
I think when the cops showed up and went to put the cuffs on Marissa he [Trey] did what he had to do to stop them.
What makes you say that?
I was about to do the same thing.
Yeah, sure. The compulsive need to rescue Marissa Cooper must be in the Atwood DNA.
That would explain a lot.
Are you thinking of going undercover? A high school sting operation? Because that would be very 21 Jump Street of you.
Whatever it takes.
Yeah, okay. I get to be Richard Grieco.
I need you help. I have a little quagmire to... un-quag.
For your punishment, I control the radio on the way home.
No. No one who has won on American Idol ever sings in my car.
No pre-nup?
I think a porn scandal more than nullifies that.
How many wines have we tasted?
According to my notes [checks notes], I stopped taking notes.
Should we fire ourselves for drinking on the job?
Drinking was the job. And I did my job really well, because I'm hammered.
S2 E21The Return Of The Nana
I don't believe it, Ryan. Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten.
You okay with that?
Yeah. I just feel like the rest of the world's finally caught up to me. It's a little bit scary.
Yeah, it's a lot scary.
Tell me I'm still special.
I can't believe she beat me.
I can. Can we eat now?
Absolutely not. I won't go down like that. These people look up to me. I'm like a god to them.
So what kind of dancing are we talking about? A little Jazz Step, a little Soft Shoe?
MSMary Sue
Actually, it's not quite a dance contest.
It isn't?
MSMary Sue
No.
She's got whipped cream, Seth.
Yeah, I know. Maybe she's... baking a cake.
MSMary Sue
See, I'm gonna cover myself with whipped cream, and you're gonna lick it all off and eat a cherry out of my mouth before any of the other contestants.
Did she say "cherry"?
MSMary Sue
If we win, it would mean so much to my grandma. Not having to worry about my college loans. With all the money she spends on medication.
Yeah. It's for Grandma.
BBobby
She's a great lady, huh? Your mom. What a pistol.
I always thought of her as more of an AK-47.
Look at you, Ma. With a cell phone.
NThe Nana
I'm very hip.
I guess so.
NThe Nana
I just can't read the buttons.
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