Marissa Cooper quotes from The O.C.

Marissa

I think we should spend this whole summer just being normal.

Ryan

We're not gonna hold Seth to that, are we?

Marissa

No. That would be impossible.

Marissa

I brought bagels.

Sandy

Well, that's the secret password into the Cohen house.

Marissa

Who's Kofi Annan?

Summer

Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.

Summer

Shouldn't you be at the hospital?

Marissa

Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.

Julie

When I was in Europe, I did some real soul-searching.

Marissa

I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Julie

That's very punk of you. You know, I used to like punk in my day.

Marissa

Mom!

Julie

Okay, Marissa. It still is my day. I was just being modest.

Seth

oh my god

Marissa

oh my god

Alex

oh my god

Marissa

So what's your plan? Who's your social chair savior?

Seth

Ryan.

Marissa

Mr. Water polo? I don't think so.

Seth

Yeah, but think about this. That guy worked in, no no no, he toiled in an actual construction job. Also, he enjoys architecture and burning stuff down.

Marissa

Hello mother. No, I'm not coming home, okay? Bye.

Julie

Please, do not... [Marissa hangs up] She's such a little me.

Summer

Zach???? Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.

Marissa

Wait, that's Zach on the Vespa?

Summer

I didn't think he'd come back. He was in Italy for so long I assumed he bought a villa and opened an espresso bar.

Marissa

So everyone's saying you're going to be voted prom queen. Isn't that, like, your fifth-grade dream coming true?

Summer

No. My dream involved an actual date. A hot guy in a tux, with a carnation pinned to his lapel. Instead I'm drawing straws between Nerd Boy and Ass Clown.

Marissa

Sorry, Mum. I didn't mean to be a bitch.

Julie

Well, apples and trees. You are my daughter.

Sandy

Honey, this homemade pah tai is delicious, keep cooking like this we'll save a bundle on takeout.

Kirsten

Oh thank you. I hope everybody likes it, i used tofu instead of shrimp.

Marissa

Its fine by me, i think I've kinda gone off of seafood for a while.

Sandy

I for one I love the tofu, tofuna, tofurkey, tobagel with cream tocheese. (Looks around) Too much.

Seth

It was a valiant effort.

I don't think this is going to work.

Marissa

Sure it will.

Dude, you don't know Volchok. Last year some guy snaked his wave, so he went up on the pier and dropped a kitchen sink on him... Where do you even get a kitchen sink?

Summer

Look at the branch species. It's like Swiss cheese! Can it withstand heavier ornaments?

Marissa

[watching Summer choosing trees] So that's a pastime.

Ryan

[deadpan] Why not? We've been here three hours.

Seth

Hey, get in the spirit man. It's Christmukkah. I love Christmukkah.

Marissa

[smirks] So we've heard.

Seth

Seriously, the best thing I've ever done. The Jewish boy wants Christmas. I gave myself that.