Julie Cooper quotes from The O.C.

Lance

No pre-nup?

Julie

I think a porn scandal more than nullifies that.

Julie

Oh, my gosh. How much vodka did you put in this?

Kirsten

Normal amount. Little less.

Caleb

You have been monitored to one degree or another since before we were married. The affair you had with your former husband. The tryst last year with that high-schooler... Luke.

Julie

Oh, my God.

Caleb

I mean, your daughter's boyfriend. What will people think?

Julie

Ex-boyfriend.

Caleb

You know, I really did love you, Ju-Ju.

Julie

Ooh. Past tense. That stings.

Caleb

Sorry. Grammatical error.

Marissa

Sorry, Mum. I didn't mean to be a bitch.

Julie

Well, apples and trees. You are my daughter.

Jimmy

What if I stay? What if we give it another shot? We're both older and wiser now.

Julie

Well, I'm definitely wiser.

Hey Julie...

Julie

I got a gun, Guss.

That's cool.

Julie

Truth is, I moved out of a place like this when I was eighteen. I never thought I'd be back.

Yeah, well, when I was a kid, I wanted to be the wide receiver for the Chargers. Sometimes life don't work out.

Julie

Marissa, I just want you to know that, everything I ever did, good, bad, or otherwise, I did it for you. So that you could have a better life than I had. And I know I wasn't perfect. I mean, the thing with Luke and trying to frame Ryan for attempted homicide...

Marissa

Mom, I love you. Ok, just know that. (both crying)

Julie

Oh sweetheart, that's all I wanted. I love you too.

Marissa

Besides, you know the strength it takes to start over, to go out on my own? That has to come from being Julie Cooper's daughter.

Julie

I am spirited, aren't I?

Kaitlin

Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.

Julie

Is that what I'm teaching you?

Kaitlin

Pretty much.

Julie

Did you at least get my cookie bouquet?

Kirsten

I'm allergic to chocolate.

Julie

No you're not!

Kirsten

Then I'm allergic to you.