Kaitlin quotes from The O.C.

Kaitlin

Can you imagine growing up with Marissa Cooper as your older sister?

Seth

Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?

Kaitlin

Weird neighbor kid, hi.

Seth

You have uhh... You've grown...

Kaitlin

Boobs?

Kaitlin

Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.

Julie

Is that what I'm teaching you?

Kaitlin

Pretty much.

Kaitlin

You should invest in my mother's business.

Or what? You gonna tell everyone what a meany ol' Bullet is and I'm gonna have to sit alone at lunch?! Oh boo hoo hoo hoo.

Taylor

Are you threatening us?

Kaitlin

[smirks] Totally. It's war, bitch.

Kirsten

You're making crepes?

Ryan

Yeah. Taylor sent Kaitlin a griddle from France.

Kaitlin

With a super-long note about how I need to broaden my breakfast horizons. She's 6,000 miles away and still annoying.