Kirsten Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Sandy

Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space.

Kirsten

The Pacific Ocean? That's not enough space?

Kirsten

You quit?

Sandy

Or got fired. Quit/got fired.

Kirsten

I thought you two were getting along really well.

Julie

What makes you say that?

Kirsten

Last week, when you said you and Jimmy were getting along really well.

Kirsten

She's [Lindsay] so young, she's more like your sister.

Seth

A sister! I always wanted one of those. Ryan? How about you?

Kirsten

[notices a hungover Seth walking into the kitchen] Oh! Well, if it isn't my son the wino.

Seth

You guys found out?

Kirsten

You weren't exactly stealth. [Seth mutters to himself] Your dad's been waiting for you to leave the room so he can send you back to it.

Kirsten

While you're seeing him, maybe we should take a step back.

Lindsay

A step back? So does that mean we're, like, cousins now?

Alex

Your husband rocks, by the way.

Kirsten

Please don't tell him that.

Kirsten

You're going to prison?

Sandy

Oh, just for the day.

Kirsten

Look, nobody has been crushed by our dad more than me.

Lindsay

Hey, now there's a club I want to join.

Kirsten

Have you seen Seth?

Sandy

Well, I've smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me.

Sandy

The FBI was here.

Kirsten

Well, it wouldn't be the Cohen house if there wasn't a visit from someone in law enforcement.

Sandy

I feel like we've become like strangers.

Kirsten

Well, I was taught never to talk to strangers.

Julie

Why this guy? He launched a magazine called The Ugly American.

Kirsten

I've heard of that. It's an independent travel magazine. It's won a bunch of awards.

Julie

Fine, but our magazine is about beautiful Americans.

Carter

Oh, it's just a little thing I like to call my wedding anniversary.

Kirsten

You're divorced.

Carter

No wonder this party sucks.

Ryan

That was Trey.

Kirsten

Your brother?

Ryan

Yeah. He's getting out of jail tomorrow. Wants me to pick him up in Chino.

Seth

Well, there's that family trip you wanted.