Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.
Ha, no, but thank you.
“The Girlfriend” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Seth Cohen (5), Sandy Cohen (3), Caleb Nichol (3), Gabrielle (3), Ryan Atwood (2), Kirsten Cohen (1)
Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.
Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
I am sure she is very well paid. I am on fire.
I'm being sarcastic.
Ah... Yes, we don't get a lot of that around here.
Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.
I think he still does.
You have a quick wit, Seth. Amazing you're not better at skirt-chasing.
If by "skirts" you mean girls in your outdated cowboy-speak, I have a little news for you. Turns out somebody has a date to your party. And it's not a big deal or anything, but if you must know, Summer asked me.
Summer. Wow. Summer's hot.
You did not just say that.
Are we worried your dad won't love us if we don't feed him enough?
Speak of the devil and the devil, he doth appear.
[Seth and Ryan are in the Jacuzzi staring at a bikini-clad Gabrielle who is in the main pool]
Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?
Not when she looks like that.
You must think it's weird, me with an older guy.
I live in a pool house.
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