Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

He doesn't exactly seem overburdened with possessions. Unless that bag of his is like Mary Poppins'... I wish I'd never made that reference.

Seth

Listen, I love girls and I love comics. But the two do not mix, okay? It's gonna be, like, "Let's make their outfits cuter..."

Seth

I need you help. I have a little quagmire to... un-quag.

Seth

I think one day, pretty soon, we're all gonna have a good laugh about this. Ha ha ha. I know that day feels far off, but comedy is just tragedy plus time.

Seth

[talking to Ryan about Trey, who is in a coma] I kind of like him this way, he's a better listener. Sorry, I get talkative around coma patients. It's a compensation thing.

Seth

Jews don't believe in saints, just really good stand-up comics.

Seth

I know. I meant get a room. My room. And do it in front of me.

Seth

The less I say, the fewer lies I have to track.

Seth

Dad, remember when I called you the worst father ever? Right after that, I swung by your place of work, I smoked a joint, I forgot to put it out and now your office fits into an ashtray.

Seth

I'm gonna go the car and get my iPod, listen to sad, depressing music for a change.

Seth

Ryan got a car? Really? I've been waiting 3 years for a car! I'm supposed to be the spoiled one.

Seth

[on Summer's answering machine] So... if you don't hear from me for a while, it's not because I don't love you. It's because I do.

Seth

Couples who have comas together stay together.

Seth

[to Summer's pet rabbit Pancakes] We sort of had a dog once.

Seth

We could have turned this into a body-swap comedy, we could have squeezed another year or two out of this.