Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

I've redefined rock-bottom several times tonight.

Seth

That is how lame I have become. I can't even be third-wheel to an actual relationship.

Seth

[singing] Moses and Jesus, they both had beards...

Seth

Holy '80s teen comedy plot!

Seth

I'm so screwed. Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. I get mad, I turn into, like, a 75-year-old yenta... named Sylvia.

Seth

Tonight Newport is our bitch, okay?

Seth

Turns out I don't make a very convincing Superhero.

Seth

Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.

Seth

Looks like I'm not the only one at odds with the universe.

Seth

I think closure's overrated. I'm more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.

Seth

Eureka, Ryan -- I can't believe I just said "Eureka" -- that's it!

Seth

I appreciate you selling me my boat back. When I sold it I was in desperate straits. Low blood sugar. No snacks.

Seth

Hey, Ryan, what did I tell you? Isn't this great? It's like Goonies meets Die Hard by way of Mission Impossible. With, I think, a... slight hint of National Treasure thrown in.

Seth

Did I say "slept in a tent"? What I mean to say is that they repented for Lent.

Seth

Family time's always best when it's forced.