Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

I know Jon Stewart's no Leno, but, you know...

Seth

It's a good story, Ryan. It's the story of two young men who could not be more different, but eventually they learn to overcome their differences and team up, kind of like brothers. Not entirely unlike you and me. Except that I blew it.

Seth

Brad, dude, I didn't recognize you out of a Speedo... Not that I would recognize you in the Speedo, but...

Seth

My Jew-fro is frizzing out. I look like Screech.

Seth

Maybe they're not having sex. Maybe they just go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.

Seth

Mom, Hailey made three different kinds of pancakes and waffles. They're deliciously redundant.

Seth

What would you say, in your professional surgical opinion, Summer has more of? Vim or vigor?

Seth

Do I force a confrontation or do I just continue to be whiny and passive-aggressive until she realizes what a catch I am?

Seth

What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.

Seth

[as Kirsten hugs him and Ryan] A two-for-one special on brooding young men.

Seth

[passing out flyers] Hey, guys. Comic Book League. Check it out. We're gonna to be getting into the issues. The stuff that matters. You know what I mean? Today's topic: capes. Fey, or kinda cool?

Seth

So, today's topics, we have some topics... The Hulk. He gets bigger, all his clothes rip off. Except his pants. Why is that?

Seth

I'm back, Ryan. Cohen classic. Red, white and me.

Seth

Man, I said I wanted to marry her, not date her. Okay?

Seth

Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to Mrs. Cent.