Bitch gotta go.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Pickles, did you forget Beth again?
I could have sworn she drove us home!
BBeth
[to butcher at the store] I'd like 2 pounds of flank steaks suitable for braising. And no bovine growth hormones. I don't need another one of these. (points to tumor)
PP.A.
Clean up on aisle nine.
[being pinched by lobsters] Get 'em off, get them OFF!!
CConvict
Yo, Beth, see you on the outside!
BBeth
Don't be no one's bitch!
PIPhotosynthesis instructor (in sexy voice)
As the suns energy causes the carbon bond to vibrate, faster, and faster, and faster, and FASTER....
MMilo
...Professor Jodie?
AMAll men
Shut up!
C'mon let's go do stuff to him!
Yeah, stuff!
[to Milo] Hey, where are you going, ass-breath?
Yeah, ass-breath, cause his breath smells like ass.
MMilo
[To Jared and Blaine, as they finish taunting Biff and Chip] Everybody says you two have sex with each other.
[picks up hula hoop] Weeee. [in an attempt to use it, it falls to the ground. Everyone stares] What? I can't have fun?
Hey guys, I think I cut my bottom on a rusty nail.
Uh-oh, when was your last tetanus shot?
I don't think I've ever had-- [His jaw locks, and he cries and runs away.]
MMilo
We need a new name for our club...
I propose we call ourselves the Knights of Backyardia!*
I've got a better one, how about the Lame-ass Treehouse Club for Babies?
Hah, hah, I second that. [both high-five]
[in a flirty voice] I third it.
[about Helga] Hey, did you guys know there's a giant tree toad in here?
[to Chip] I love you! [She lunges herself at Chip, who moves out of the way, and she winds up kissing Milo instead, much to her horror] Ugh! I frenched Milo! Bleck!
MMilo
I have to go to the bathroom!
In that case, I'm going into a trace. [stares blankly for a moment, and then passes out]
BBeth
[to Pickles] Mommy, what's a trance?
Oh, it's just something your brothers do to give each other privacy.
MMilo
[to Biff] I really have to go!
Number one or number two?
MMilo
A little bit of both!
[to the others] Good night, folks. [also goes into a trance, and all three collapse on the floor]
MMilo
[after being crushed beneath the weight of his brothers] This pressure's not helping....
MMilo
[to Chip after having his nipples squeezed] Hey, why are you squeezing my boobie?
CCourtney
[to Chip] Are you trying to feel me up?
What?! No! I was feeling Milo up!
CCourtney
You have no idea how wrong that sounds!
No, wait, I was trying to score with you!
CCourtney
That's it, I'm leaving.
MMilo
Wait! Chip says you have a beautiful soul.
CCourtney
Oh! That changes everything! [Courtney and Chip are then making out while Milo watches the movie]
Bravo, baby, bravo.
Thank you dearest, we aim to please. Or as the French say: "AWOOGA!"
Eighteen years of marriage and we've never missed a night.
Or morning, haha. Goodnight my love.
[Alarm goes off]
Rise and shine me!
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