BIBanner in school gym
MILK VS. DEBBIE
MMilo
Uh, excuse me. It's supposed to say, Milo.
PPrincipal
Trust me. "Milk" will get more votes.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[After Debbie and the twins start arguing]
Like, what's with the dork shoes? [points at Biff and Chip's shoes]
[angrily] I thought I told you, no more Buster Browns!
The salesman was putting pressure on me!
I am so angry with you right now.
[At the Debbies' slumber party]
Debbie heard from Debbie that Debbie doesn't like Debbie as much as Debbie.
All other Debbies [in unison] No way!
MMilo
I'm sorry, guys. You believed in me and I let you down.
Come on, Milo. We never believed in you.
[Debbie falls off the stage into the thresher]
[long pause; thresher continues to run]
FBFarmer Boy
You want maybe I should cut this thing off?
Why does there have to be beautiful people anyway?
So the people who aren't beautiful will know who to follow. It's all part of God's great plan.
And this chart scientifically proves that I am descended from Cinderella!
BMr. Bergstein
But isn't Cinderella a storybo--
You're a storybook!
Can I be the pres-di-dent?
MMilo
I think you just answered your own question. How about you, Peggy?
Seriously? I'm so psyched and excited you think I have the self-esteem and charisma!
[covered in saliva] Whoa! Clean up on aisle seven. She's out!
Well, I guess we should just forgot about it.
Then things will never improve. Time will pass, we will die, our hair and nails will continue to go.
MMilo
Fine, then, I'll do it. I'll run and I'll win!
[other kids laugh]
Milo, no one is going to vote for a kid who wears a helmet in homeroom.
MMilo
That's just to protect my soft spot. [Helga pokes Milo's head] Great, now I've lost my motor skills. [collapses on the floor]
[to her teacher] Ron?
TTeacher
I wish you'd call me "Mr. Bergstein". And my first name is Leland.
Whatever.
MSMilo's student council poster
MILO OBLONG: Medicated and dedicated.
MMilo
Debbie! Where are you? Debbie! [He looks up and sees Debbie on top of a bridge about to commit suicide] Debbie! You can't do this!
Oh, yes I can!
MMilo
Oh, no you can't!
[Debbie jumps, but when she lands in the water it only goes up to her ankles]
MMilo
I told you. We all tried.
What's the point of living if you can't be beautiful?
MMilo
Debbie, beauty isn't everything. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No, but she was loved by people all over the world.
Didn't she die right after Princess Diana, but no one noticed because she was ugly?
MSMilo's student council poster
Elect Milo. You've had despotic--now try psychotic!
[as her father forces her to get into the Oblongs' car] No, no! I don't wanna go to the Valley! This car was built in America! [runs around as her father chases her] It smells like poor people!
[The Clubhouse treehouse; the five kids are having a meeting]
The meeting will now come to order. I will commence by reading the minutes from last week's meeting followed by Q and A and reports from committees.
Let's light our farts on fire.
Excuse me, but-- [the paper she is holding gets set on fire] That's not in accordance with parliamentary procedure!
MMilo
I have some new business. The Debbies treat us like dirt. Why don't we elect someone else student council president?
But nobody's ever beat the Debbies.
MMilo
How do we know unless we try? l mean, you could run, Susie.
No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait. No, I forgot. I made soup.
MMilo
Helga, how about you?
Are you cranked out of your mind? I would never run against my dear bosom friend, Debbie.
MMilo
Helga, the Debbies hate you.
[Helga starts screaming violently in disbelief]
Eeew, gross!
It's hideous. How long have those mice been loving in your back fat?
I don't know, but I call the white one Mitzi!
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