MMilo
Debbie! Where are you? Debbie! [He looks up and sees Debbie on top of a bridge about to commit suicide] Debbie! You can't do this!
Oh, yes I can!
MMilo
Oh, no you can't!
[Debbie jumps, but when she lands in the water it only goes up to her ankles]
MMilo
I told you. We all tried.
What's the point of living if you can't be beautiful?
MMilo
Debbie, beauty isn't everything. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No, but she was loved by people all over the world.
Didn't she die right after Princess Diana, but no one noticed because she was ugly?
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