Bob and James in “Unfinished Business”

Bob

James, you dog. So who's the lucky gal?

I don't know, she hasn't been delivered yet.

Bob

Oh, James, you can't marry a baby.

No, she's a mail-order bride, silly. I bought her on Ebay, I'm giving her this tomorrow. It's one of those cloudy yellowy diamonds that women love.

Bob

James, I'm very happy for you. I only hope your marriage is as wonderful as mine and Pickles.

Thanks, Bob. Hey, you're comin' to my bachelor party night, right? The whole gang will be there!

Bob

What gang?

The one I bought on Ebay. Steve99@xcom, Packerfan@tetnet...

Bob

Sounds like a super giant gasser. Hey, I have some funny napkins I can bring.