Bruce Wayne quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Bruce

This is Poison Ivy's work, isn't it? She must have grown you in her lab, then coated you with those pheromones she uses.

The pheromones were just to get your attention. After that, it was all me. The perfect wife, so giving, so understanding.

Bruce

I should have known! It was too easy!

Relationships aren't supposed to be easy. Even I know that, and I'm just a vegetable.

Alfred

So let me understand this: in reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality, one that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.

Bruce

That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.

Alfred

Poor devil. What will ever become of him now?

Order in the court! In the matter of the people vs. Harvey Dent, how does the prisoner plead?

Two-Face

Guilty... guilty... guilty...

The joint chiefs have shown tremendous interest. It doesn't take much imagination to envision these robots on the battlefield.

Bruce Wayne

Except...I won't allow it.

What?

Bruce Wayne

I don't like guns.

Bruce Wayne

Blame it on me, Lex. Tell your pals at the Pentagon...I just don't have the imagination.

Bruce Wayne

So, he just appears when there's trouble? No special signal?

He's not like your BATMAN, thank God.

Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is...dubious, in and out of costume.

Bruce Wayne

Don't worry, I'm taking Lois quite seriously. [leans down] Besides, it seems to me you HAD your chance.

How could you've lied to me like that?

Bruce Wayne

Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman...ow!

Bruce Wayne

Come to make sure I'm leaving?

Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I want to make it a regular event.

Bruce Wayne

She's all yours, now--if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live.