Two-Face quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Two-Face

Attention, people of Gotham City. I've got a simple equation for you: one plus one equals Armageddon!

Two-Face

You're too late, Batman. Better find yourself another mask.

Two-Face

[reading about Corcoran and the Judge] Relocation, eh? I'd like to dislocate them both.

Two-Face

He stole something from me.

You charming good looks?

Penguin

50,000 dollars for the diamond. Not a penny more.

Killer Croc

That's robbery! That rock's worth ten times that much!

Penguin

Don't forget, as a legitimate businessman, I have my expenses too: taxes, overhead, labor.

Two-Face

And they call me two-faced.

Easy, Harvey, it's the good cop. I thought I'd better find you before the Judge did.

Two-Face

Don't do any favours!

Two-Face, please! I got money, cash! I can pay you!

Two-Face

Don't tell me choir boy's got a slush fund.

Kickbacks from the GothCorp project. A hundred grand, I can have it here in an hour!

Two-Face

Shoulda said somethin' earlier. We could have flipped on it.

Alfred

So let me understand this: in reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality, one that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.

Bruce

That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.

Alfred

Poor devil. What will ever become of him now?

Order in the court! In the matter of the people vs. Harvey Dent, how does the prisoner plead?

Two-Face

Guilty... guilty... guilty...