Robin quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Batgirl

Thanks.

[grabs Batgirl's arm] Wait. We got to talk.

Batgirl

Not now. He needs us.

Joker

What?! You should be sidewalk stroganoff!

I changed the menu.

Batgirl! I still can't believe it! How could you keep something like this from me?!

Batgirl

You weren't exactly honest with me either.

But you told him! [points at Batman]

Batgirl

He knew.

It wasn't my place to tell you.

But it was your place to put her in danger?!

Batgirl

It wasn't like that! I volunteered!

You think you did! You don't know him like I do. He manipulates, pulls strings! Anything to get what he wants!

I thought we had the same goals.

Things change. I changed. The game's over, Batman. I quit.

[trying to stop him from leaving] Robin, wait--

Nightwing

[finishing his story about why he left the role of Robin] I never put on that costume again.

And you still haven't forgiven him?

Nightwing

Why should I? He'll never change.

Guess Batman had a change of heart. Who'd have thought he had one?

Speak of the devil. You coming?

Nightwing

[draws his own hook] I guess it's about time.

We have to get him out.

Got a mop?

Creeper

Whoo! I like a girl who plays rough.

But... she just tried to kill you!

Creeper

You're young. You'll learn.

Who are you?

Creeper

[sinister] They call me... "Yellow-Skinned Wacky Man"! But I prefer "the Creeper."

Call Arkham, quick.

Creeper

Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl - film at eleven!

"Film at eleven"? You don't think... ?

The chemicals in the vat could have interacted with Joker's laughing gas. And he had Ryder's credit card.

You mean... That's Jack Ryder? The news guy?

What's left of him.

[re. The Creeper.] Which way did he go?

That way.

Where's your boss?

Around.

Okay, let's try this another way: where's Bruce?

Commissioner Gordon

This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo]

[takes it, stares at it nonplussed]

Commissioner Gordon

[points] Right here. Look familiar?

[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.

Ah, yes. Bane.

That was close.

[searching the utility belt for a grapple] You're telling me. The sooner we find your boss, the better.

Right side.

So how'd you do Batman's voice?

[As Batman] Precise muscle control. [As Robin] Plus I have a pretty good ear.

[Pauses, creeped out] Don't do that again.

All this sneaking around isn't exactly my style.

What do you mean? It's half the fun!

The Penguin

Even if I did know where to find the Mad Hatter, I'm no stool pigeon. Why should I tell you?

A man's life is in danger. Isn't that enough?

The Penguin

You're breaking my heart.

[Whispers] Kick over the desk. [Superman looks uncertain, hesitating] Just do it!

[Kicks the desk over and into the wall] I won't ask twice.

The Penguin

All right, no need to get your feathers ruffled. It happens our capped compadre is attending a meeting of notable ne'er-do-wells. They're hatching a plot to capitalize on your... purported disappearance.

[Lifts him of the ground by his collar] Where?

Now he's gettin' it.

He's really being controlled by aliens? Eugh.

I'm deeply hurt.

Sorry.