Fran Fine quotes from The Nanny

It's bad enough having your dog here. [Fran enters] Always begging to go out, jumping into my lap, rubbing up against me all the time...

Fran

SHHHHH! Does everybody need to know our business?

Fran

[Holds up a skimpy bikini] Oh, Val, I just love this new bathing suit I got. Do you think Mr. Sheffield will be able to see my tattoo in this?

Val

Fran, he'll be able to see your liver in that.

Fran

[Greeting Ms. America] Tara, hi! Fran Fine, Miss Subways, 198-er... 90.

It's always nice to meet another pageant winner. What was your platform?

Fran

59th and Lex. You know, we have so much in common. We're both title holders and you can't married for the duration of your reign and I can't get married for the love of God.

Fran

It is just so adorable how you can't really express the way you feel. Like all the times you yell and scream at me when in reality, you want to hug me.

Well...

Fran

And all those times when you fired me when in reality, you want to kiss me.

[Shyly] All right.

Fran

When you told me you love me and you took it back when in reality...

No, actually, that I meant.

Fran

I hate you.

No, you don't. You really want to hug me.

Maggie

Guys come up with the lamest excuses.

Fran

[Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Like when you told me you had that whisker burn all over your face from kissing my mother? Hello?!!

Maggie

Fran, that really happened.

Fran

Ma, I met this man at Danny's funeral.

Sylvia

Fabulous! He's Jewish?

Fran

Yeah, and a doctor.

Sylvia

Oh!

Fran

And he's gay.

Sylvia

So you seeing him again?

Fran

So do you want children someday?

Yes.

Fran

Is your mother alive?

No.

Fran

Take me.

So who is this Bob fellow anyway?

Fran

Oh, you're going to love him!

Well, the important thing is that you love him, Miss Fine. [nervously] Do you love him, Miss Fine?

Fran

Don't be silly, it took me three years to fall in love with you— [catches herself] ...Hoo's chocolate drink, moving on.

Fran

Dr. Miller says I should go out of the house without makeup on. That I should even tell people my real age.

Sylvia

What else does this "genius" have to say?

Fran

I don't know. I blacked out after that.

Niles

I can't believe you told your mother you were giving up on men. What did she do?

Fran

She tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python.

Niles

Maybe you should have told her when she wasn't eating.

Fran

Oy, you try catching lightning in a bottle.

I don't know why I'm always having to defend myself to you "mmm", I'm a grown man i can come and go as i please.

Fran

I don't know who you are anymore

I'm your boss you are the nanny and that is an end to the discussion

Fran

Fine then i'll say no more

Thank You, (Fran throws a roll and hits Max with it)

Now, listen to me carefully. He's your boss. You are the nanny.

Fran

Wow...

You mean no one's ever pointed it out to you before?

Fran

Oh, constantly. But when you're paying $140 an hour, it's got so much more resonance.

Fran

Hello Mr Sheffield

Ah miss fine you seamed to have moved passed the unpleasantness of the other morning. Did you have a good theropy session?

Fran

Oh Mr. Sheffield what goes on in a therapist office is confidential you really shouldn't pry into the private lives of others "oh the new people"

I'm glad your feeling better Miss Fine

Fran

Oh I am Dr. Miller Is a genius he is so Intelligent and Insightful I swear I have never met a man who understood me more

Oh sounds to me like someone has a little crush on their theropist

Fran

sounds to me like someone is a little jealous, you see what your doing don't you you are elevating me to the status of wife, that's why you can't stand to see me act like a beautiful single woman

I can assure you Miss fine I am not jealous

Fran

Denial

I'm not in denial

Fran

Denying Denial

Val

The bank robber took your mother!

Fran

Oh my God! That poor man!

(walking over to Fran, reading the piece of paper on his clipboard) Juror number two. Sorry, but under marital status, does this say Divorced?

Fran

(looking at what she wrote) No. Disgusted.