Mr. Sheffield quotes from The Nanny

You're off your bloody rocker, you know that? Thank God you're not operating heavy machinery, just raising my children.

I just can't be genuinely insincere the way Ms. Babcock is. I tried calling everyone sweetie darling like she does. Now Harvey Fierstein's making pesto for me on Thursday.

People want to do business with me because I'm, well, cute. Big bushy hair, English accent. I'm a one-man mop-top British invasion.

Ooh. Ms. VERY Fine.

Do you, do you hate me? Is that what It Is? Are you trying to get back at me for backpedaling In our relationship?

You blew into our lives five years ago like a whirlwind; made us all feel alive again. For that alone, I'll love you forever.

Well darling I smoothed things over I think when I told them that the naked nanny in my living room was now my naked wife.

Assuming means you could be wrong (Max looks at Fran) people were assuming we were having sex when you were my nanny and they were wrong.

Darling I had to come back and finish what you started (talking about her grabbing him and making out with him so he would´nt see Maggie´s pregnancy test), (with a smile on his face) So why don't you open the door and we can freshen up together.

Oh Darling you know I'd rather be here with you

I'm sorry sweetheart I think I'd like to go home

See if you can get hold of Fran on the Cell phone would you.

Oh darling don't you look beautiful (kisses Fran) Mmm and that perfume i haven't smelled that perfume since the last time you did something wrong. What did you do?

Yetta will you let everyone know Fran's doing just fine the doctor's in with her right now. Turns out it was a false alarm.

Fran

She's pregnant

Yes well, of course, I'm the father

well because I just know that's how. Yetta would you put someone else on the phone, please.

You flew 3,000 miles because some silly psychic told you I was about to have an Affair.

It's your hips, Ms. Fine.

Fran

Well, I've never had any complaints before.

It's the way they move from side to side.

Fran

Well, I've never had any complaints before.