Yetta Rosenberg quotes from The Nanny

Yetta

Dak and I are a match made in heaven. I like dark meat, he likes light. I could hear the movie, he could see it. I've got a right lung, he's got a left... Thank you for introducing us. Most guys my age are senile. [exits dining room] I'll be in the gift shop.

Yetta

(commenting on Brighton and Grace) These kids. They got nothing from you!

Sylvia

Mom, these are not Fran's children. Fran doesn't have any children. She's not married. SHE'S ALL ALONE!!!

Fran

Louder, Ma. I don't think they heard you IN URUGUAY!!!

Fran

Yetta, you didn't drop anything under the table and go look for it did ya?

Yetta

One time, just to see if i still had it.

Oh my god...that was you?

Yetta

That was you?

Fran

Do you two want to be alone?

So, ladies, what brings you to therapy?

Fran

I came because my mother has an obsession with me getting married.

Sylvia

I came because my daughter has a delusion that I have an obsession.

Yetta

I came because they brought me and I don't know how to get home from here.

Yetta, what happened?

[Motioning the crazy sign] We found her wandering around on Queen's Boulevard. She says she lives here.

Yetta

[Aside to Maxwell] Play along. It's cheaper than a cab.

Officer, thank goodness you're here. Look, our nanny is missing. She stormed out of the house this morning and we haven't seen her since.

Yetta

She got upset when he called her a gorgeous, sexy vixen he couldn't live without.

I never said that!

Yetta

Don't you wish you had?

Welcome aboard the Century, ladies. I'm your captain.

Fran

[With Yetta hanging onto her] How do you do? I'm Fran Fine and this is my birth control device.

Yetta

You look so different without your blue uniform and your big handlebar moustache.

Fran

Yetta, that's Cap'n Crunch.

Yetta

I know who it is. That picture on the box must have been taken years ago.

Maggie

How much do you know about the Titanic?

Yetta

Top of the line! They had a midnight buffet on deck. And the ice sculpture—HUGE!

Isn't this delightful? Where did you get the exquisite shrimp?

Yetta

I came with her.

No, dear. I meant the crustacean.

Yetta

Oh... She's my daughter.

Yetta

Don't worry, Frannie. Your father's a very good man. Sylvia wouldn't throw that away for some fling.

Exactly. Yetta's absolutely right. I'm sure this thing with your mother and her doctor won't last.

Yetta

My daughter's dating a doctor?! WHOO-HOO!

Maggie

So, Sylvia, what did you and Morty do on your first anniversary?

Sylvia

We went to Puerto Rico.

Maggie

What about you, Yetta?

Yetta

We fled Poland.