Val Toriello quotes from The Nanny

Val

That sales clerk was SO rude!

Fran

I know! You ask to try on 20 pairs of shoes and right away they get an attitude.

Maggie

Pamela Chapman's so gorgeous, even her mother hates her.

Fran

Sweetie, you've gotta have more self-confidence. All of those over-developed girls just peak in high school.

Val

Yeah, remember that girl from our school who was so beautiful and so popular that everyone thought she would own the world. Then her fiancé dumped her, she got fired from her job and she wound up working as a na— [stops]

Val

Oh my God, a roach! A roach!

Fran

Well, take your shoe off and kill it!

Fran

(about Fran's uncle and lawyer) He's strictly pro bono.

Val

Really? Well I'm glad he's not representing me because I'm pro Cher.

Fran

My God, Val, Mr. Sheffield proposed to me just to get even with his mother!

Val

Wow! ...Good thing she showed up, huh?

Fran

I can't marry someone under false pretenses!

Val

You can't? Gee, you think you know a person.

Fran

What is it with guys? Why do they always think just because you're at a singles bar with a cute top, a tight skirt and stiletto heels, you're looking for action?

Why do women think that guys expect them to jump into bed every time they try to buy them a drink? Now, potato skins, I get you both.

Fran

I don't think so.

Val

Speak for yourself. I haven't had a potato skin in three years.

Fran

[Holds up a skimpy bikini] Oh, Val, I just love this new bathing suit I got. Do you think Mr. Sheffield will be able to see my tattoo in this?

Val

Fran, he'll be able to see your liver in that.

How are Ms. Fine and her mother?

Val

Well, so far it's quiet.

Oh my God! He's killed her!

Val

The bank robber took your mother!

Fran

Oh my God! That poor man!

Val

Fran, there has got to be a way to get that money back.

Fran

How, Val? He already converted the million bucks into francs.

Val

[Disappointed] Well, once you convert it into hot dogs, it's very hard to trace.