C. C. Babcock quotes from The Nanny

C. C.

Ms. Fine, please. They've already freed Willy.

C. C.

Chester loves the kennel. When I come to take him home, he just hangs on to the little bars for dear life.

C. C.

Yes. I used to be one.

C. C.

Hello Steve, C.C. Babcock. I understand you're a professor. And you're going out with Nanny Fine. What's the matter, research wouldn't give you a chimp-

C. C.

Maxwell, there's a horrifying glimpse of the future. A 250-pound apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

C. C.

The best years of my life are gone. And they sucked.

Fran

Question: When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment? At all?

C. C.

I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Niles, did you remember my attache?

Niles

Yes, sir.

And my carry-on?

Niles

Always, sir.

Well, seems we have everything.

C. C.

[Enters] Maxwell?

Niles

Oops, I guess I did forget one old bag.

C. C.

Synthetic fur. How P.C. of you.

Fran

P.C.?

As in politically correct.

Fran

Oh, well, it's actually J.C. as in Penney. Your outfit's nice too.

Of course dear, it's an Adolfo.

Niles

As in Hitler?

C. C.

For all we know, he could be a member of a gang.

Fran

What gang? The 'Oys In The Hood?

Fran

Brighton, don't be greedy. God will punish you.

C. C.

[Enters] Good evening, everyone.

Fran

See?

C. C.

Hey, kids, you know when I'm down in the dumps, what cheers me up?

Fran

A fifth of scotch and a fresh pack of batteries?

C. C.

Before Nanny Fine, we didn't have to step foot into a place like this.

C.C. girlfriend, gotcha again huh?

You must have me confused with someone else. (to Mr. Sheffield) I have never seen her before in my life.

Oh, is that your game? That's cool, just stay off of 2nd Avenue, Leon is looking for you.

Maxwell, I swear!

Niles

[to the hooker]: Here you go. (gives the hooker money)

That good for you?

Niles

Oh, it was wonderful. I could do it again and again.

C. C.

These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...

Fran

All right, okay, but you're really restricting the conversation.

C. C.

What do I have to do to please anyone around this house?!

[Warningly] Niles...

Niles

But, sir. Fish gotta swim.

Maxwell

Control yourself, man.

Niles

Very well, sir. [as C.C laughs] Lemon? [Squeezes lemon into C.C's eye]