Bugs Bunny quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

A Thousand and One Grand Canyon Jokes. That's about a thousand more than I thought there were.

You think I should let that one slide? Yeah! Me neither!

(after the credits munching on his carrot) And that's the end.

Here's my ticket. Kinda of a long story. They had a fight. French fries.

[crazed like] I got the shelf up!

Lola?

I did it! I got us on tomorrow's episode of "Besties!"

How'd you managed that?

There are some things you shouldn't know about me. But you better know everything else.

I'm more concerned with how little you know about me.

I know everything about you. Hit me with some questions. Go ahead.

Alright, what's my favorite color?

Pass.

What time do I go to bed at night?

Pass. Give me something easy.

Fine. When's my birthday?

January... February... Septem... December.... Jul... July! July 1st, July 2nd, July 3rd, July 4th. 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th!

27th.

July 27th! Well happy extremely belated birthday, or happy extremely early birthday.

Bugs Bunny. Dumped. I have been their brother; you will never get over it. Let me buy you some golf clubs! Waiter, bring this man your finest set of golf clubs, and charge it to sixteen to seventy-three!

Sixteen to seventy-three? That is my membership number! [comes up to Daffy, angrily, and punches him in the face]

Sounds like she likes you two going out again?

Could you drop that thing on me again?

Lola

Wait until you meet Pepe. He is the wedding planner for the R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C.

Can't you people just say country club?

Lola, Mon Cheri. [kisses her on both cheeks; referring to Bugs] And this must be the lucky groom. [kisses him on both cheeks] Mm. So lucky. So, so lucky. Your wedding day is the single most important day of your life. I should know, I have been married seven times. Now, I am seeing an outdoor ceremony. You should feel the beauty of nature embracing you as you walk down the aisle. The smell of honeysuckle kissing your cheeks as you exchange your vows.

Ugh.

There will not be a dry eye in the house.

I will be crying harder than anyone.

Name?

DAFFY DUCK.

Crime?

CONTEMPT OF COURT!

Name?

Bugs Bunny.

Crime?

Well, some might say being too good looking. [Bugs poses as he would for a magazine cover while hip music plays] Nah, I'm just kidding. Contempt of court.

Can you keep it down?! I'm trying to sleep!

Well, I'm trying to read, and it's not easy with you tossing and turning.

You think I like having to share a bed with you?

At least in prison we weren't chained together. We had a whole cell to enjoy. Oh, cell block #5!

Well, you're no picnic, either! You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail? Ha! And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count, if you give it to yourself, dynamite!

You better watch it, Duck, because the fuse just got lit! [flexes his arm with a dynamite stick tattoo; Daffy spits his hand and wipes the tattoo off; gasps] How dare you! No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison! Now good night, Leopold.

Good night, Randy.

Mmm. Good looking and great with kids?

And I cook too.

Yosemite Sam

Are you tryin' to make me look like a fool?!

You don't need me to make you look like a fool.

Yosemite Sam

You're darn right, I don't!

"Literacy" is the ability to read and write.

Ohhh! Then, count me in! "O-N" In!

Lola

A hundred thousand dollars!

Lola

Bun-Bun! I am back!

Lola?

Sold!

Lola

I am back in your life! At least for one day, but you cannot say no because it is for a good cause—littering!