BBugs
A Thousand and One Grand Canyon Jokes. That's about a thousand more than I thought there were.
“Jailbird and Jailbunny” · Season 1
In this episode: Bugs Bunny (3), Daffy Duck (2)
[Bugs and Daffy getting their mug shots]
GGuard
Name?
DAFFY DUCK.
GGuard
Crime?
CONTEMPT OF COURT!
GGuard
Name?
BBugs
Bugs Bunny.
GGuard
Crime?
BBugs
Well, some might say being too good looking. [Bugs poses as he would for a magazine cover while hip music plays] Nah, I'm just kidding. Contempt of court.
Can you keep it down?! I'm trying to sleep!
BBugs
Well, I'm trying to read, and it's not easy with you tossing and turning.
You think I like having to share a bed with you?
BBugs
At least in prison we weren't chained together. We had a whole cell to enjoy. Oh, cell block #5!
Well, you're no picnic, either! You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail? Ha! And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count, if you give it to yourself, dynamite!
BBugs
You better watch it, Duck, because the fuse just got lit! [flexes his arm with a dynamite stick tattoo; Daffy spits his hand and wipes the tattoo off; gasps] How dare you! No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison! Now good night, Leopold.
Good night, Randy.
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