Mall pants, pants to wear the mall. It's a sign of respect.
Then why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Too much respect. It's a mall, not a church, also I can't afford a shirt.
Where do you get all your money?
I invented the carrot peeler.
You invented the carrot peeler?
Daffy, are you telling me you don't use toilet paper?
Mine was gonna be called "butt paper!"
(after the credits munching on his carrot) And that's the end.
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