Lola quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

Lola

(after the end credits) That's the end of the... (loses balance and falls off the WB shaped door) Whoa.. (thuds offscreen)

Lola

Wait until you meet Pepe. He is the wedding planner for the R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C.

Can't you people just say country club?

Lola, Mon Cheri. [kisses her on both cheeks; referring to Bugs] And this must be the lucky groom. [kisses him on both cheeks] Mm. So lucky. So, so lucky. Your wedding day is the single most important day of your life. I should know, I have been married seven times. Now, I am seeing an outdoor ceremony. You should feel the beauty of nature embracing you as you walk down the aisle. The smell of honeysuckle kissing your cheeks as you exchange your vows.

Ugh.

There will not be a dry eye in the house.

I will be crying harder than anyone.

Lola

A hundred thousand dollars!

Lola

Bun-Bun! I am back!

Lola?

Sold!

Lola

I am back in your life! At least for one day, but you cannot say no because it is for a good cause—littering!

C'mon we're gonna be late for the movie!

(walks down the stairs dressed as a school girl)

What are you wearing?

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.

(picks up car keys)

You're driving? You always drive. Let me drive! (opens door to reveal a parade float with a giant Daffy on the roof)

I'm not going in that thing.

It's not a thing, it's a parade float.

Well, guess what? I'm a man too, and today this man is wearing the pants! (in high-pitched voice) Oops, almost forgot my purse! Come on, you big lug!

Can I see your driver's license?

My what?

Just give him your driver's license.

What's a driver's license?

You don't have a driver's license?

Sir, you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license. Please step out of the car or I'm gonna have it towed.

Towed?! But, I'm just an innocent school girl and this is my baby brother. (looks toward Bugs) Put on the diaper!

(answering his phone) Hey Lola.

Lola

Hey Bugs! Whatcha doing?

Standing on the side of a road.

Lola

Fun! Oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I'm about to hit him.

Lola

(rolling down her window) You look just like my boyfriend!

Lola

I can't go to jail! I'm too pretty! I won't last a day. No wait, I'll work out, I'll get really muscular. (lowers voice) My voice will get really deep. I'll run the place. (rolls down window) Hi, officer.

Can I see your drivers license?

Lola

Absolutely! Just one second. (grabs purse) Okay, let me see here. Ooh, here we go! Oh, wait, that's my credit card! (The officer clicks his pen) Here we go! Oops, no, that's a recipe for salmon balls. They're really good! Here it is, oh no that's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card. Two more and I get a free waffle cone! Mmm-mmm-mmm! Oh, here it is! It was hiding! Oh no, wait, that's a picture of Bugs; isn't he cute? (Lola shows a picture of Bugs hiding behind a shower curtain, while Bugs slaps his forehead) Here it is. Wait, that's a basketball card. Manu Ginóbili. I love Manu Ginóbili! Oh, here it is, oops, fortune cookie fortune! (reads fortune cookie) You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend. How does the cookie know that? That's crazy. I'm sorry, what did you want?

Your driver's license.

Lola

O-o-o-h, yeah, I don't have one of those.

Lola

Hmm, okay, interesting, okay, makes sense, oh, that's a good rule. Yep! Got it! Okay, I'm ready to take the test!

You, uh, read that awfully fast. You sure?

Lola

Uh, does a red light mean go?

So, what do you want to see?

Lola

I don't know, aliens?

Isn't that an old movie?

Lola

It's a movie? (both awkwardly look at each other)

Lola

I am such a good girlfriend! Dropping by uninvited without calling first. Guys love that!

What's tonight's homework?

A perm.

A perm? What is this, 1984?

Oh hey Lo... (Lola instantly responds)

Lola

(while staring at him furiously) Who is she?!

Who?

Lola

That ugly woman I saw leaving your house and driving your car.

First of all she's not ugly, and second of all that was me.

Lola

Say what?

It's very simple, Tina's going to beauty school but Daffy's doing her homework for her. So I was wearing a wig that he was cutting, when I remembered I was late for a dance class that I agreed to take with Porky.

Lola

(appears displeased with Bugs' explanation) How dumb do you think I am? (menacingly while walking backwards) I'm gonna be watching you. You hear me? Watching you. Like a hawk. I'm watching you. (Destroys the mailbox and trips over her car) Ouch. Uhhmpp!!! Off! Where'd that come from?! Watching you!