Porky quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

(after the credits) Th-h-h-h-h-That's all folk-(stomach rumbles). I knew I shouldn't have those artichoke p-p-p-poppers.

Lola

A hundred thousand dollars!

Lola

Bun-Bun! I am back!

Lola?

Sold!

Lola

I am back in your life! At least for one day, but you cannot say no because it is for a good cause—littering!

(talking to Marvin and Daffy) And you two make the pizza. Any questions?

How do you make pizza?

(referring to Pete being in his dream) You were in it, but when you talked, you had a woman's voice.

Ooooh, did I sound pretty?

What's the order?

I think pizza.

You know what they say: starve a cold, feed a head injury.

Like pizza dough, we'll rise to the occasion.

Turns out the secret to a successful restaurant: a mouse.

Speedy

Tell that to the health department.

(stuttering) This whole time I've been eating pepperoni, I've been eating me!

Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.

Speedy

Ooh, good for you, Pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?

Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.

Speedy

Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.

That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?

No. I got us playoff tickets.

What? How did you get tickets? They've been sold out for weeks!

My uncle works at the league office.

Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!

I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is this for the table or it is just for you?

I'm not talking to you.

Well, I'm not talking to you!

Too late. You just talked to me.

Real mature, Daffy.

Daffy!

Stop copying me.

Stop copying me.

Daffy. Stop it.

Daffy. Stop it.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

The butter is hard!

What?

I said the butter is hard because somebody failed to let it soften before serving dinner.

I'm sorry i just got so busy with the creme brulee--

But you're not too busy to make excuses!

Ow! That hurt!

I bet it hurts because it's hard!

Are those store-bough rolls?

Ow!

Of course you're saying "OW!" They're like rocks.

You know, if Daffy's team wins, we should celebrate. Have a party at my place tonight.

Bugs, I don't think I should be your caterer anymore.

What?

Those recipes aren't healthy. No one's supposed to eat that much butter.

Aw, come on. What's the big deal?

I think you're the big deal.

What's with the sunglasses?

I'm keeping a low profile.

[knocks off Daffy's sunglasses with her wand; annoyed] You got some nerve!

What? Because of the email? Because I said you're scary witch? You're not!

Speedy

More iced tea?

Not too much ice. [Speedy annoyingly pours the tea on him] You're mad? Why are you mad? Because I said calling yourself speedy sounds braggy? It does. I don't call myself handsome.

Speedy

[annoyed] You know what people should call you? Jerk.

Why is everyone so mad at you?

I accidentally sent a mass email spelling out in great detail how I feel about people.

Ah, who else did you send it to?

Everybody. Everyone I've ever interacted with. Everyone who matters to me, who I have a relationship with. Anyone who makes any impression on me at all. So... everybody. Every single person in my life.

You didn't send it to me.

Man, Bugs, you haven't changed a bit.

Eh, so how did you guys meet?

Summer camp.

Lame.

Camp Winninake.

Camp Winninake? I went to Camp Winninake!

Oh, really? I don't remember you there. What cabin were you in? We were Cabin Seven, the Sharks.

Oh, Cabin Three, the Tadpoles. None of us could swim, so we did a lot of inside activities.

Ooh, man, I remember the first day of camp. I didn't even want to get off the bus. But then I met Bugs, and we became best friends.