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The Looney Tunes Show · Season 1

Daffy and Bugs in “Jailbird and Jailbunny”

Can you keep it down?! I'm trying to sleep!

Well, I'm trying to read, and it's not easy with you tossing and turning.

You think I like having to share a bed with you?

At least in prison we weren't chained together. We had a whole cell to enjoy. Oh, cell block #5!

Well, you're no picnic, either! You think I enjoy listening to you wax nostalgic about your time in jail? Ha! And by the way, a prison nickname doesn't count, if you give it to yourself, dynamite!

You better watch it, Duck, because the fuse just got lit! [flexes his arm with a dynamite stick tattoo; Daffy spits his hand and wipes the tattoo off; gasps] How dare you! No one, and I mean no one, would do something that rude in prison! Now good night, Leopold.

Good night, Randy.

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