Sylvester quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

What's wrong with me? I can't do anything but think about that red dot!

[to Wile E. Coyote] Uhh, good luck. You know, with whatever you're...going...through.

So now let me get this straight. You fought in World War II?

Yep.

How old are you?

I will never tell.

Well, can you at least tell me if you are a boy or a girl?

Hmm, I was wrong.

[as Sylvester jumps out of her hands] It's okay, baby, you figured it out. It's not the red dot that you want, it's your mama.

[tearing up] I haven't seen her since she retired to Florida.

Sufferin' succotash, where are we?

Ooohh. Cold! Taz hate cold!

Oh, what a disastrous place this is! I'm already freezing my tail feathers off! [He touched his tail feather and it falls out]

Don't panic. Maybe I can see home from the top of that mountain.

Mountain? You'll be a frozen catsicle before you ever get there.

Look, bird. It's your fault we're in this resulting predicament!

My fault? I didn't do nothing!

You tempted me.

By taking a bath? You got problems, man! I'm going to find a nice, warm town!

You, beast! Coming with me?

Taz.

What?

Name, Taz!

Let's go, Taz. I hope I never see you again, bane of my existence!