Speedy quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

Speedy

(after the end credits, taking off his sombrero) ¡Hasta luego, amigos!

(talking to Marvin and Daffy) And you two make the pizza. Any questions?

How do you make pizza?

(referring to Pete being in his dream) You were in it, but when you talked, you had a woman's voice.

Ooooh, did I sound pretty?

What's the order?

I think pizza.

You know what they say: starve a cold, feed a head injury.

Like pizza dough, we'll rise to the occasion.

Turns out the secret to a successful restaurant: a mouse.

Speedy

Tell that to the health department.

(stuttering) This whole time I've been eating pepperoni, I've been eating me!

Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.

Speedy

Ooh, good for you, Pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?

Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.

Speedy

Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.

That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?

No. I got us playoff tickets.

What? How did you get tickets? They've been sold out for weeks!

My uncle works at the league office.

Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!

I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.

Speedy

More iced tea?

Not too much ice. [Speedy annoyingly pours the tea on him] You're mad? Why are you mad? Because I said calling yourself speedy sounds braggy? It does. I don't call myself handsome.

Speedy

[annoyed] You know what people should call you? Jerk.

Why is everyone so mad at you?

I accidentally sent a mass email spelling out in great detail how I feel about people.

Ah, who else did you send it to?

Everybody. Everyone I've ever interacted with. Everyone who matters to me, who I have a relationship with. Anyone who makes any impression on me at all. So... everybody. Every single person in my life.

You didn't send it to me.