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“French Fries” quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

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“French Fries” · Season 1

In this episode: Daffy Duck (4), Bugs Bunny (3), Porky (2), Speedy (1)

Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.

Ooh, good for you, Pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?

Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.

Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.

That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?

No. I got us playoff tickets.

What? How did you get tickets? They've been sold out for weeks!

My uncle works at the league office.

Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!

I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.

My friendship with Porky is over!

What?

He ate my french fries!

What french fries?

The ones that came with my sandwich!

He probably thought they were for the table.

There were not for the table! They were my fries! They came with my sandwich! You want fries? Order fries! But you do not take someone else's fries! That is a garbage move! Porky is a piece... of... garbage!

Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?

I am not being dramatic! (puts on sunglasses and wraps a scarf around his neck and gets out of the car) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to walk myself home. That's right. Walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where I'll surely be sat upon by ruffians and miscreants, street hustlers and road monkeys. None of whom, by the by, come close to being the kind of garbage that is Porky Pig! Now good day, sir. (Bugs drives away; Daffy looks back, feeling alone) Bugs?

Here's my ticket. Kinda of a long story. They had a fight. French fries.

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