The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3
Now Roxanne, there's one question I like to ask all my students, what would you like to be when you grow up?
A size 4! (laughs, June gives her a look, then she gets serious) I guess what I really wanted to do was become an archaeologist. Studying different cultures and people from all around the world.
Well, you've still got time Roxanne.
It would appear so.
Roger, go home!
Not until I see Roxanne!
Roxanne went back to China!
He's got five minutes, then I'm turning on the sprinklers.
Roxanne!!! (the sprinklers turn on, Roger slips and falls)
This... is Roger's knapsack!
Who? Th-Those bags were in that closet when I rented this joint.
This is Jody's! ..And Marcus's! Ophelia's! [gasps sadly]... This is June's knapsack... [Freddy cringes and is about to back out but is tripped over by Monroe]
Don't move! This is a banishment stone and I know how to use it! ... Mostly.
[to Monroe] See! All these text books have her name in 'em, an-and this is her soccer jersey, and... [finds June's family tree album] ...And this- is Juniper!
...Sweet Agnes McGee... [Sees June wearing her bracelet on the photo] ...It's true!
[Ray Ray jumps on Freddy's stomach and pulls him by his shirt collar]
Where's my sister?
Okay look! I had to get them dragon eggs back, I was sellin' em to these guys who was wayyy mad when I lost em- They was gonna break off my horns! I mean, I didn't mean...
Ray Ray Lee [pulls him closer to his own face]: WHERE'S MY SISTER?
...It was an accident.
Ya wanna show these guys what happens when ya mess with the Lee's?
Oh yeah! [Both proceed to give a beat-down to the Time Wraiths]
Well, that explains how Cletus can stand these things.
Not really, he'll eat anything. [Cletus takes a bite out of the couch]
Dude, you are so paying for that.
[to Ray Ray] Eat! Eat like the wind!
My, they certainly are industrious little old ladies, aren't they?
You bet your hairy butt we are.
[He makes a variety of weird gestures after being exposed to Tarabok Weed] Oh boy. [He starts growing in size, his shadow being cast over June and Ray Ray
Sweet Mary MacGonagall!
Our mission was a success!
[Empties bag expecting the Te Xuan Ze in it]
The dog?? You captured the dog??? You were supposed to take the Te Xuan Ze!
Well I was, but he insisted on coming.
Excuse me?
That's right, sign me up, I'm in! I'd like to join H.A.M..
I need you to play the rest of the parts.
I'll do it if I can be the raccoon!
How about a scene with the raccoon?
Can you at least introduce me to the raccoon?
You wanna die?
Watermelon! Get it while it's hot!
Roger! I'm not gonna tell you again, stick to the script!
Okay, okay, okay! But can I make stuff up?
That's it, you're a mute.
Cool! Does a mute get to sing? 'Cause I've been working on a little number.
Hey Ophelia (as she shows and sees Ophelia upset and angry.) oh oh boy I am so so so sorry! I am so so late uh I was really tied up with um well. I was just busy with stuff and but you know i'm here now and ready to go.
You're too late! Even if we filmed all night, I still wouldn't have time to cut it together for tomorrow.
Oh, Ophelia, I'm I'am really really sorry, Opheila. I just had to be...
Someplace? (angry) I know, you have to be someplace, do something, go somewhere, anything but be here for your friends.
Ophelia, I-
BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME, JUNE AND YOU COULDN'T. JUST THIS ONE TIME BE HERE FOR ME, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU and you couldn't do this for me. You're my best friend and sometimes sometimes I can't even remember why.
Long long ago, before recorded history, magical creatures and humans lived together in our world. But as time went on, the two sides more and more at odds with each other. Eventually, the planet was thrown into war. So the magical elders, who guarded the realms, put a stop to it by sacrificing their physical forms. They became spirits and empowered three mystical touchstones. These stones give rise to the magical veil. It is a spell that makes all the world of magic invisible to humans. It was then that the world of magic and the world of humanity became separated forever. One human was given great power to hold it all in balance, and the only one with the power to destroy the orbs is the Te Xuan Ze.
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