Your Grandmother was forced to stay an extra 30 years when the mantle of Te Xuan Ze skipped your father. She had to remain in Orchid Bay 3 extra decades for Juniper, she spent her whole life here. If anyone ever had the right to complain it's her.
“Little Big Mah” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Jasmine Lee (5), Juniper Kim Lee (2), Ray Ray Lee (2), Monroe (2), Michael Lee (2), Roger Radcliffe (1), Barbara Lee (1)
So, who are you related to?
Uh- uh, I, I'm uh-I am a... I'm a Dwan! Ming-Mei and Jin's daughter.
Huh, (mumbled) Ming-Mei and Jin... ...Huh. I don't know that part of the family.
Imagine that.
(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?
Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.
JLJuniper Lee and Monroe
Eww!
What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?
JLJuniper Lee and Monroe
NO!
(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.
Phew! No need to thank me! (smugly) ...Cousin Roxanne. Hhhhigh-five!
Ray Ray, why didn't you just say I was a friend from school! Now I gave to sleep here! And what kinda name is Roxanne?!
A cool name! Like a Vegas show-girl, or, or a one who drives a trucker! We could call ya Roxie! (Micheal appears out of the doorway)
Hey, I like that! So, aunt Barbara's gonna call the school in the morning, sooo (points at "Roxie") Roxie can go to class with you and see how the kids in the states have it! It's gonna be fun! (he leaves, June and Ah-Mah give Ray Ray a look)
...Five bucks I can get ya out of it. (Juniper slaps his shoulder) Ow! ... Two bucks. (sees June raise her hand again, runs off-screen)
TTeacher
So Jasmine, why don't you tell us a little about China?
I haven't been to China in 40 years! (the class stares at her, June gives her a look) I mean uh, for awhile, but I'm sure it hasn't changed since I left it.
RRoxanne
Any other questions?
KKid
Do you know karate? (she sighs, annoyed)
RRoxanne
First of all, karate is JAPANESE, second of all why do people always ask Asians those same questions? First question, "What are you?", second question, "Do you know karate?". So, I'm Chinese, and yes, I know karate. And over 26 other styles of hand-to-hand combat! (jumps up and lands on desk in a combat position, June gives her a look) Uh, we learn it in gym class.
TTeacher
Now Roxanne, there's one question I like to ask all my students, what would you like to be when you grow up?
A size 4! (laughs, June gives her a look, then she gets serious) I guess what I really wanted to do was become an archaeologist. Studying different cultures and people from all around the world.
TTeacher
Well, you've still got time Roxanne.
It would appear so.
Roger, go home!
Not until I see Roxanne!
Roxanne went back to China!
He's got five minutes, then I'm turning on the sprinklers.
Roxanne!!! (the sprinklers turn on, Roger slips and falls)
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