He is so determined, so full of potential, so much...like you.
You think I'm like him?
I don't know.
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3
He is so determined, so full of potential, so much...like you.
You think I'm like him?
I don't know.
There is no greater champion than that child! On the best day of your life, you can only hope to be half the champion she is!
Amusing... seeing as how today is my best day.
...and I know you're gonna freak out but just stay with me, OK. (takes a deep breath) Magic, is real.
...Wow. Figure that out all by yourself?
Get ahold of yourself!
I'm fine Dennis, you on the other hand, know too much.
What? (Monroe throws Goblin Dust on him, he coughs) Did the dog just throw powder on me?!
Uh-oh.
What?
Apparently we've Goblin Dusted 'im so much he's developed an immunity to it.
He knows but, only enough to get himself killed out there. He needs to know.
(about to go on a "world-saving mission") Farewell sister, for I may not return. (leaves, June chases after him)
Dennis, wait! I've gotta tell you something!
Lass, no! Ya can't tell 'em the truth!
10 bucks says he freaks out.
You're on.
With the powers of H.A.T.E., the villains of L.O.V.E. don't stand a chance!
(upon seeing Ray Ray with Boomfist) Can it really be?
It's not possible.
Whoa. Why ya talkin' to the dog?
Besides, tights make my butt look big.
Duh, whaddya think the cape's for?
Actually lass, he's absolutely right.
But the magic he learns isn't real.
Actually, a lot of the magic Dennis and his friends practice is based on real magical spells. He may even know more magic than YOU.
It took a little work, but I managed dig up an Amnesian Stone. If used properly, it can wipe out the last 24 hours of Dennis' memory. ...Should I uh, give 'er a rub?
Mmm.... (glances at Dennis talking with Ray Ray) ...Nah. We couldn't have won today without Dennis. And... I know he can be a real pain but, well, it turns out he's pretty good at this. Heh. Who knew?
(smiling) Guess it runs in the family.
Yeah. ....Who knows, maybe he'll even be fun to have around...
(offscreen) Hey June, what's this do? (she gets hit with a magical blast, burning her hair) Oh man! June! You should really label these things, June, sheesh.
(to Monroe) But hang on to the stone. Just in case.
Your Grandmother was forced to stay an extra 30 years when the mantle of Te Xuan Ze skipped your father. She had to remain in Orchid Bay 3 extra decades for Juniper, she spent her whole life here. If anyone ever had the right to complain it's her.
So, who are you related to?
Uh- uh, I, I'm uh-I am a... I'm a Dwan! Ming-Mei and Jin's daughter.
Huh, (mumbled) Ming-Mei and Jin... ...Huh. I don't know that part of the family.
Imagine that.
(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?
Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.
Eww!
What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?
NO!
(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.
Phew! No need to thank me! (smugly) ...Cousin Roxanne. Hhhhigh-five!
Ray Ray, why didn't you just say I was a friend from school! Now I gave to sleep here! And what kinda name is Roxanne?!
A cool name! Like a Vegas show-girl, or, or a one who drives a trucker! We could call ya Roxie! (Micheal appears out of the doorway)
Hey, I like that! So, aunt Barbara's gonna call the school in the morning, sooo (points at "Roxie") Roxie can go to class with you and see how the kids in the states have it! It's gonna be fun! (he leaves, June and Ah-Mah give Ray Ray a look)
...Five bucks I can get ya out of it. (Juniper slaps his shoulder) Ow! ... Two bucks. (sees June raise her hand again, runs off-screen)
So Jasmine, why don't you tell us a little about China?
I haven't been to China in 40 years! (the class stares at her, June gives her a look) I mean uh, for awhile, but I'm sure it hasn't changed since I left it.
Any other questions?
Do you know karate? (she sighs, annoyed)
First of all, karate is JAPANESE, second of all why do people always ask Asians those same questions? First question, "What are you?", second question, "Do you know karate?". So, I'm Chinese, and yes, I know karate. And over 26 other styles of hand-to-hand combat! (jumps up and lands on desk in a combat position, June gives her a look) Uh, we learn it in gym class.
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