Okay, listen up! You wanna know what's really important in this election? The truly, honest, absolute and most important part is that you do NOT elect Melissa O'Malley! You can't, and do you wanna know why? 'Cause you hate her! Hello?! We ALL hate her! But most of have been too scared to admit it! She's a snobby, self-important, egotistical wacko! She spends all day talking about herself or telling us how stupid we are, or ugly, or fat, or short! And I'm sick of it, you're sick of it, we're ALL sick of it! Isn't it about time we let Melissa just how SICK OF IT we are?!
S3Lila vs. the Hammerettes/Ophelia Gives the Speech
S3Defeating the Vindolf
Yo, T-Money, I hate to interrupt here, (throws an acorn at him to get his attention) but how about a hand?
(blows Mjolnir) Sweet!
KAKid Anchor
And it looks like the cootie-free initiative has passed with 62% of the vote. This just in on the race for school president...
This is it!
KAKid Anchor
...with just over 85% of the classrooms reporting, Melissa O'Malley has 20% of the vote (Melissa and her friends cheer) while Juniper Lee has 25% of the vote. (Jody cheers) That means the official projected winner is... a last minute write-in vote with 54.9999% of the popular vote, Ophelia Ramírez!
MOMelissa O’ Malley
This election was fixed! I demand a recount!
Don't worry, I'll do everything. You'll just be the figurehead (takes out a big book) I've got our entire school year protection ready to go.
Help me.
Relax, you'll be drunk with power in no time.
Ugh, I can't imagine anything more annoying.
You know, if you're lookin' for a first lady, I'm your guy.
S3Epilogue: Ray Ray and Monroe in the Locker
Get off my side of the locker!
Your side?! Man, I don't see your name on it!
Ow! Watch it, you light-footed pygmy!
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