Okay, listen up! You wanna know what's really important in this election? The truly, honest, absolute and most important part is that you do NOT elect Melissa O'Malley! You can't, and do you wanna know why? 'Cause you hate her! Hello?! We ALL hate her! But most of have been too scared to admit it! She's a snobby, self-important, egotistical wacko! She spends all day talking about herself or telling us how stupid we are, or ugly, or fat, or short! And I'm sick of it, you're sick of it, we're ALL sick of it! Isn't it about time we let Melissa just how SICK OF IT we are?!
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