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SEASON 3

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 3 quotes

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S3Epilogue: Ray Ray and Monroe in the Locker

Quit pushing, you overbred chimpanzee! (makes Ray Ray push his elbow to close the locker door)

S3The Sleepover

A slumber party is all about makeovers? What do I know about makeup and doing hairdos?

All I know how to do is search everybody's head and body for ticks. Should I start there?

(sweetly) Sleepovers, who doesn't love a good sleepover? (gets angry) ME, that's who! Especially since Mom and Dad agreed to this thing, then decided to go out tonight to make me stay home on dweeb duty! So listen up and listen good! If I'm disturbed in anyway, and I mean anyway, you will pay dearly! (gets in Lila's face) Do I make myself clear?! (Lila growls at her and Rachel backs off) Okay then, I'll be in my room.

Now, I've checked the weather eight times in the last hour and within a 30 mile radius around my house. We still should get a clear look at the comet in... (sees the telescope) Oh, no, my dad didn't bring the telescope up to the deck! We'll never get it upstairs ourselves. It weighs... (Lila grabs the telescope) ...a ton.

Yes! It was hard picking out footwear that wasn't going to clash with the comet or the telescope.

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