Umm, I guess you could use some oil, that worked on mine. (the crowd laughs)
S3Juniper for President
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Clearly, my opponent doesn't understand the issue. A quick fix isn't the answer, we need a solution that will eliminate sticky locker doors for you, for everyone, and for generations to come! (the crowd cheers) And she has ugly shoes. (the crowd laughs again)
But I had gym today, I couldn't wear the cute ones!
She's getting killed up there, go to plan B! Everyone, plan B! (Ophelia signals her to switch to plan B)
Okay, okay, listen. We could on all day about lockers, or the food at lunchtime, but I don't think that's what you want, I think that you WANNA ROCK!! (smoke covers the stage, Melissa gasps as Ray Ray and Dennis, dressed up as KISS, come up behind her onstage. Roger throws Juniper's guitar to her as she switches to her KISS costume starts playing guitar. Melissa leaves in annoyance)
There's no one
Okay, everyone who's bored, raise their hand. (he and all the Hammerettes raise their hands, so do the gorillas) Motion passed, it's official. Welcome to Boresville, population: us. What do you think we should do?
H3Hammerette #3
I know. Let's pulverize that school already and get out of this town. What do you say, honey?
But, like, the deadline isn't up yet. (looks at the zoo brochure) I thought we could hit the reptile house. They got iguanas! I loves to see me some iguanas!
H2Hammerette #2
Excellent idea, muffin, but we're gonna go destroy the school.
Okay, this is it. This is what we've been working for. I want you to go out there and give that speech like your life depends on it! Be confident, but not cocky. (Juniper's phone rings) Bold, but not undoubtable. Don't spit when you yell, and make eye contact with lots of boys. You're cute, use it!
(answers her phone) Yeah, um, hello?
No! We still have 6 hours to find the Vindolf!
That's what I told them, but between you and me, they're not exactly good listeners!
S3Lila vs. the Hammerettes/Ophelia Gives the Speech
June, don't get me wrong. I love a good chick fight... (Lila thows a box at the third Hammerette, but she breaks it with her hammer) ...and ol' Lila's kicking nine times of butt, but you gotta over here and find that Vindolf thingy before there's nothing left of this place!
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