The Life and Times of Juniper Lee quotes

Jody Irwin

Hey June, did you see where Taylor went after the meet? He just kind of, disappeared.

Juniper Lee

Um, yeah, he had to go out of town. I think his dad got... transfered.

Ophelia Ramírez

Wow, that was fast.

Marcus Conner

Not fast enough, that guy was evil.

Juniper Lee

Yeah well, maybe not entirely.

Jody Irwin

He was really cute!

Juniper Lee

[laughing] Yeah, so cute!

Ophelia Ramírez

Major cute!

Juniper Lee

Crazy cute! [sees Marcus wilt at this]..But, you're way cuter! (Both smile, then realize what June just said [pause] Okay, gotta go!

Marcus Conner

Yeah, me too! [Both look back at each other and disappear off-screen at the same time]

Loki

And from now on we're going to have some ground rules! Because as long as long as you're living under MY roof, you are going to do as I say!

Taylor Evermore

I'm not under your roof dad, I'm on top of it! [jumps off the cage and starts to do the backstroke away from it]

Loki

Where do you think you're going?! Hey, don't you float away from me, mister man! We are not done talking yet! Void or no void, you've got a curfew! [Taylor kicks his legs with his hands behind his head away from the cage] Have your butt home by eleven!

Monroe

[after seeing Ophelia protest] She's not making a lick of sense.

Ray Ray Lee

Who cares?! It's buying us time, isn't it?!

Jody Irwin

[on the computer] I can't find anything on burping snails....They must be really rare!

Juniper Lee

All the people in Orchid Bay city will drown.

We all have to make sacrifices. [Juniper starts to take the triton away from him, when he won't give it up, they start to fight]...Wait, what am I doing? I have people for this. [whistles in a hench-monster]

Old woman, you are not worthy of such an honor. You do not deserve the title, "protector".

Jasmine Lee

Neither do you!

Ray Ray Lee

I mean, did you even SEE how much soda I drank today? (Monroe looks over and sees a huge pile of soda cans)

Monroe

Alright lad, (opens the chimney up) but I'm going to need your word as a gentlemen to... (Ray Ray comes out quickly and traps Monroe, then goes over to where June's trapped)

Ray Ray Lee

Hang on sis, I'll have ya outta there before ya can say dragon boogers! (cut to June inside)

Juniper Lee

Ray Ray? (cut back, Ray Ray lets her out) You rule Ray Ray!

Jasmine Lee

He is so determined, so full of potential, so much...like you.

Juniper Lee

You think I'm like him?

Jasmine Lee

I don't know.

Jasmine Lee

There is no greater champion than that child! On the best day of your life, you can only hope to be half the champion she is!

Amusing... seeing as how today is my best day.

Dennis Lee

...and I know you're gonna freak out but just stay with me, OK. (takes a deep breath) Magic, is real.

Juniper Lee

...Wow. Figure that out all by yourself?

Dennis Lee

Get ahold of yourself!

Juniper Lee

I'm fine Dennis, you on the other hand, know too much.

Dennis Lee

What? (Monroe throws Goblin Dust on him, he coughs) Did the dog just throw powder on me?!

Monroe

Uh-oh.

What?

Monroe

Apparently we've Goblin Dusted 'im so much he's developed an immunity to it.

Juniper Lee

He knows but, only enough to get himself killed out there. He needs to know.

Dennis Lee

(about to go on a "world-saving mission") Farewell sister, for I may not return. (leaves, June chases after him)

Juniper Lee

Dennis, wait! I've gotta tell you something!

Monroe

Lass, no! Ya can't tell 'em the truth!

Monroe

10 bucks says he freaks out.

Ray Ray Lee

You're on.

Boomfist

With the powers of H.A.T.E., the villains of L.O.V.E. don't stand a chance!

Monroe

(upon seeing Ray Ray with Boomfist) Can it really be?

Juniper Lee

It's not possible.

Dennis Lee

Whoa. Why ya talkin' to the dog?

Juniper Lee

Besides, tights make my butt look big.

Boomfist

Duh, whaddya think the cape's for?

Monroe

Actually lass, he's absolutely right.

Juniper Lee

But the magic he learns isn't real.

Monroe

Actually, a lot of the magic Dennis and his friends practice is based on real magical spells. He may even know more magic than YOU.