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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
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S3Investigating the Purple Creature

S3Defeating the Monotuke and the Unglian Banticores

Not exactly, darling. That's not a comet, that's an Edumian Prison Orb. They're used to contain creatures who can't be banished. (to the Monotuke) Let me guess. You're using those Arachnid Locator Stones to pull the comet out of orbit and spring some of your buddies.

A few of my buddies. Just some Unglian Banticores from the 9th cycle. (jumps off the table) I figure between me and the Banticores, we'll be runnin' this burg before sun up. So thanks, little girl. All I needed was a nice, safe place to activate my locator stones. (Juniper glares at him) I hope the "cute, widdle guy" wasn't too much of a disappointment. (laughs evilly)

Well, you can't do too much now that you've dyed! (to Juniper) I don't mean "dead-die", I mean "dyed from the hair dye", 'cause he's covered in hair dye.

(laughing) I get it! (continues laughing) Mostly. (snoring as Juniper shakes her head in annoyance)

No, but I can summon another Edumian Prison Orb and lock these jokers back up again... (points to the Monotuke) ...and square britches here.

(smacking her fist into her palm) Yeah! But I think we should beat up these Banticores first.

(comes in looking stylish) So tell me, how's my new look? Am I totally styling or what?

(to Monroe) So, looks like our little Bigfoot's gonna be fitting in quite nicely. (loud roaring is heard) Or not.

S3Epilogue: The Monotuke with Rachel's Stuff

UBUnglian Banticore

Jeez, Larry, stealing from a little girl?

S3 E1Party Monsters

Do as your Ah-mah says and leave it be. No cakes, no parties, no way, no-how! Got it?

I, uh... kinda wish you'd told us a little bit sooner. (door flinging open) SURPRISE!

I'm gonna sell the both of you to warlocks.

Hey, Grandma Lee is the birthday girl! (plays "Happy Birthday to You")

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