I called you 34 times, and you never call back, Brandon! (comes out of her room) Oh, sure! (the electricity goes back on) I tell you not to call me, and you don't call me?! I hate you, don't call me! (goes back to her room)
S3Doing Hair Makeovers
What did I say about KEEPING QUIET?! (her phone rings and she answers it) Hello? What took you so long to call me, Brandon? WHAT?! DON'T CALL ME EVER AGAIN! (walks back to her room)
You said I was dry, I gotta show June! You totally need to hang out with us more often. (she opens the door of the bathroom to find Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with makeup)
Personally, I like to use a little liner. Helps give the illusion of fuller thicker lips, but...
(he wakes) I was just gonna explain that sometimes, uh, Monroe won't let anyone else walk him except you. We can't exactly have him poopin' all over the house, right?
S3Investigating the Purple Creature
So what's wrong with him?
Told ya.
(puts rubber gloves on her hands) With pleasure.
Why, you little...!
He's a Monotuke, Juniper, and you can never trust a Monotuke. They're notorious con men and thieves, and if he's here, he must be up to something.
Oh, come on! Where is this comin' from? I'm just an honest, hard-working enchanted creature trying to make it in this big, cruel magical world. (his strange stones fall out)
Oh, is that why you're carting around Arachnid Locator Stones? That's dark magic, bucko! (to Juniper, Ray Ray and Lila) He must be summoning some very nasty customers.
You know, you're very knowledgeable for a dog wearing cheap makeup.
I suppose we might have to live like this forever.
(carrying a bowl of hair dye) When you pry them apart, you need to dye my head a second coat.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.