TV show quotes
Oh, look, it's a cute little rabbit, why hello there you wee creature, did you went to look carrots?
Yes, cute (pause)...and also sporting an extra pair of legs.
(The rabbit see its own extra legs)
Oh man.
(The rabbit transforms into the bombat)
I'm out of practice.
It is the way it has always been.
That’s impossible! (hits the barrier again, with full force)
The Te Xuan Ze can never leave Orchid Bay. This is the way it has always been.
But... Ah-mah. I didn't choose to do this.
None of us did.
(a huge sign announcing SCHOOL DANCE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT)
(disgusted) Ugh, a school dance? Oh, the gym will be packed, the fashions will be vile and hello, the music will be nauseating.
Yeah. (looks down hopefully) You wanna go with me?
I'd sooner shave my head and eat a bucket of cockroaches.
So is that a yes or a maybe?
Idiot!
(excited) Ooh yeah, that's a maybe!
I've got some bad news for you!
Oh... ...what is it?
Marcus isn't going to ask you to the dance.
Oh, oh man, are you sure?
Yes. He asked somebody else.
Who?
(thinking)... Me.
What?
I know.
What?!?
I know!
Huh, what do you mean he asked you? Why's he asking you? You said he was gonna ask me and now he's asking you? How did that happen? What did you say?
Well, I pretty much just ran away, but I think I said yes 'cus he already left the message about what time we're gonna meet!
Oh, this can't be happening. Why didn't you just say no?
I panicked! If I didn't say yes, he would have asked Melissa! She was circling us like a vulture the entire time! She was ready to pounce.
The girl's like a starving dog at a raw meat buffet.
Augh... Great. My social life is officially dead.
(smiling) 'Cept! ... Jody's got a plan.
(Smiling and nudging at Jody) Tell her about the plan!
Okay... Here's the deal. But once where there, I act really, really mean and dumb! And you step in, take my place and ta-daa! ... Everybody's happy.
Good, huh? Veerry devious. I've never been so proud. (Beaming with pride)
But, if Marcus can make it pass my breath, I'm gonna take this egg salad sandwich and start chompin' it down like a coyote.
Uh, that's kinda gross.
I know! It's perfect!
Place shaft 3F into slotted shaft 7F.
At least you didn't break your glasses this time.
My, I guess you've had your tent for years. Put it together before, have you?
Just instinct, I guess. Michael, my friend, I am so thrilled that the boss had us go on this camping retreat together. You've got to admit, he's right. Nothing gets the old creative juices pouring out of you like kicking the dust of the right. Am I right, or am I right?
(sniffs the air while flexing his muscles and exhales) And, boy, howdy, smell that air!
Crisp and fresh as morning dew!
I don't know what I love more about the outdoors, the air... (kicks a tree that knocks down walnuts on his arms) ...or cracking open wild walnuts on my biceps. (cracks open the walnuts on his biceps and his wife eats some) Have some.
No. You can tell from the pitch. That poor weak creature isn't hurt, it's frightened!
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