The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2, Episode 13
“Dream Date” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (3), Jody Irwin (3), Ophelia Ramírez (3), Roger Radcliffe (2)
(a huge sign announcing SCHOOL DANCE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT)
(disgusted) Ugh, a school dance? Oh, the gym will be packed, the fashions will be vile and hello, the music will be nauseating.
Yeah. (looks down hopefully) You wanna go with me?
I'd sooner shave my head and eat a bucket of cockroaches.
So is that a yes or a maybe?
Idiot!
(excited) Ooh yeah, that's a maybe!
I've got some bad news for you!
Oh... ...what is it?
Marcus isn't going to ask you to the dance.
Oh, oh man, are you sure?
Yes. He asked somebody else.
Who?
(thinking)... Me.
What?
I know.
What?!?
I know!
Huh, what do you mean he asked you? Why's he asking you? You said he was gonna ask me and now he's asking you? How did that happen? What did you say?
Well, I pretty much just ran away, but I think I said yes 'cus he already left the message about what time we're gonna meet!
Oh, this can't be happening. Why didn't you just say no?
I panicked! If I didn't say yes, he would have asked Melissa! She was circling us like a vulture the entire time! She was ready to pounce.
The girl's like a starving dog at a raw meat buffet.
Augh... Great. My social life is officially dead.
(smiling) 'Cept! ... Jody's got a plan.
(Smiling and nudging at Jody) Tell her about the plan!
Okay... Here's the deal. But once where there, I act really, really mean and dumb! And you step in, take my place and ta-daa! ... Everybody's happy.
Good, huh? Veerry devious. I've never been so proud. (Beaming with pride)
But, if Marcus can make it pass my breath, I'm gonna take this egg salad sandwich and start chompin' it down like a coyote.
Uh, that's kinda gross.
I know! It's perfect!
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